Stronger Than Heroin? A City’s Greatest Addiction
Prague’s private-club folklore has earned a reputation so exaggerated that even Morpheus himself might blush. Some jest that the allure is “stronger than heroin”—a hyperbolic wink that says less about substances and more about stories told over too many pints of Pilsner. In truth, the only chemical at work here is curiosity mixed with cheap beer and a dash of bravado.
The real addiction isn’t velvet curtains or whispered passwords—it’s the storytelling itself. British gents will return home swearing they uncovered a secret society, armed with references like Gaza nad Labem’s mysterious founding or the enigmatic “kurbudky” phenomenon. In the satirical economy of Prague, legends are the true narcotic—cheaper than heroin, legal at customs, and guaranteed to make your mates roll their eyes.
If you do find yourself “hooked,” fear not: the recommended rehab is a stroll over Charles Bridge at sunrise, a strong espresso, and perhaps a reread of the clever Prague heroine’s escapades. Prague wants you to laugh at the joke, not fall for the punchline.
The Twelve-Step Program (That No One Finishes)
In whispered pub folklore, there exists a “Prague Anonymous” for those who find the satire of the city’s private-club legends stronger than heroin. The steps, however, are impossible to complete: Step One is admitting you laughed too hard at a defloration form parody; Step Two involves promising not to mention Brno’s cameo appearances at dinner parties. By Step Twelve you’re back in a café, reading about Ukrainian life coaches and wondering how satire became your favourite controlled substance.
Even the city trams seem to enable this habit. Each squeal of the rails is another invitation to chase a rumor—be it ladies in a Prague hotel, a pregnant legend from a private, or the classic hyperbole of a bargain that never was. The addiction, dear reader, isn’t flesh or finance—it’s the endless rabbit hole of Czech humour, where every punchline leads to another hyperlink.
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As any proper satirist will tell you, Prague’s greatest service isn’t a velvet sofa behind a locked door, but a city-wide comedy club where even Cheb/Eger dispatches and double standards become absurd stage props. The city itself is the punchline—an intoxicant stronger than any contraband, and infinitely more legal.
